Do you like eyeballs? Like them so much you’d like them even if they weren’t safely ensconced in a face? Well then. I have the shoes for you.

Iron Fist Oh No Heels and Iron Fist Oh No Wedges, both sky-high with platforms, feature eyeballs. Yes, lots of eyeballs. Iron Fist Oh No Heels have a strap detail that features an eyeball fastener. An eyeball button if you will.

Behold:
Iron Fist “Oh No” Heels

and not to be outdone…

Iron Fist “Oh No” Wedges

Iron Fist shoes appears to have chosen the name OH NO to denote the disaster that is being played out on the canvas of sexy shoes. The disaster I am referring to is namely the separation of eyeballs from their home sockets. Also present are other signs of catastrophe, such as veins, blood, green slime (ectoplasm?), and tentacles — all displayed with frenetic squoodgy splashiness.

Iron Fist Oh No Heels and Oh No Wedges juxtapose this tragedy with happy bright colours. Colours that in another time and place would have been referred to as “gay”. This is how Iron Fist Oh No styles derive their charm ~ they’re both gruesome and girly, grisly and glamorous. If one looks at the cut of these shoes apart from their colourful tableau, they are very flattering styles, with the platform front, peep toes, and high heels. Put together the classic style with unexpected zany colour and themes, and you have an undefinable hit.

As you’re walking across the lawn of a garden party, everyone will be thinking how great you look. Then as you move closer with your Iron Fist Oh No shoes, you’ll start to see attention build. People may start to titter and whisper amongst themselves. Then they will start to ask you about your shoes. They’ll wonder if maybe they underestimated you. Best of all, you won’t have to worry about making conversation over canapés, because your Iron Fist shoes will be the conversation piece. Added bonus: you’ll likely shock your parents.

All in all, that is a lot of fine features for one shoe. I haven’t even mentioned the fact that they’re vegan. All man-made materials. Cruelty-free. Ironic isn’t it?
Whether you chose the stiletto Iron Fist Oh No Heel with its eyeball button, or the Iron Fist Oh No Wedge with its flirty bow detail, you’re sure to get your money’s worth in retro glamour, comic book eyeballs, sexy leggy looks, and a guaranteed conversation openers.

Iron Fist launches gorgeous new peep toe high heels in wild macabre patterns, including teeth, monsters, skulls, demons, and other lighthearted themes.

Iron Fist Zombie Stomper High Heel

The undead will walk the earth in style with the Iron Fist Zombie Stomper High Heel, which ironically has a very sweet and proper bow at the heel…in my view, this is what makes it perfect.

Iron Fist Devils Plaything High Heel

The Iron Fist Devil’s Plaything is going to cause a stir. Aside from being the ultimate conversation piece, the Devils Plaything High heel is done in gorgeous shades of blue with black, and I love the metallic blue trim around the foot and toe openings. Stunning!

Iron Fist Muerte Punk High Heel

I cannot decide if the Iron Fist Muerte Punk heels are for heavy metal lovers, Grateful Dead-heads, or simply a girl who wants to make a statement. Muerte could be a reference to Dia de los Muertos, the Mexican holiday where you celebrate your dead ancestors in a spirit of happiness, and make beautiful sugared skulls candy. I think the Muerte Punk heel has a spirited quality that could go either the sinister or joyful route.

Iron Fist Digiskull Sequin High Heel

Computer love: Skulls appear pixellated and holographic on the lovely Iron Fist Digiskull Sequin High Heel. Subtle but sparkly dark statement in a shoe.

Iron Fist Zebracorn High Heel

Zebracorn is a fantastical new animal found at the end of the rainbow. Were any Zebracorns harmed in the making of the Iron Fist Zebracorn High Heel? I have no idea. Perfect 80′s fabby shoe; don your Andy Warhol wig immediately and get thee to the nightclub.

Iron Fist High Heels — all fabulous, all different – get them now before they disappear!