We just got a load of Irregular Choice shoes on the All the Shoes site, and as I was looking through them, I found this heel called Beans on Toast:

Beans on Toast? Doesn’t look like beans on toast to me. Unless you are obsessive compulsive and line up all your beans in perfectly straight lines upon the toast?

So I created a POLL to sort this out.

Fly the flag of high fashion with the Irregular Choice Patty Heel. Gorgeous felted court shoes adorned with specially stitched Union Jack applique – Irregular Choice Patty offers superb craftsmanship with charming design. And so patriotic!

Irregular Choice Patty Court Shoe

The Irregular Choice Patty Union Jack Courts feature a round toe, a ladylike set-in 9cm heel, and a fabulous Union Jack flag pattern in blue red and white. I can’t imagine a better choice for parties, or just giving an old suit some verve. One doesn’t think of flags as charming, but with Irregular Choice Patty’s white edging and decorative red stitching, these heels are adorable as well as dashing and patriotic! The irregular choice becomes the right choice with the Irregular Choice Patty High heel.